“Ever since Jesus showed up, it’s been a nightmare for my brand. Demons getting cast out left and right, tombs getting emptied, storms obeying Him like puppies. Worst. Era. Ever.

Would NOT recommend. 👎

"I was lost, tormented by satan's demons—seven of em. But when Jesus spoke, peace rushed in. He healed me, body and soul. I now spend my life helping others find that same freedom. Truly life-changing!"

"People used to avoid me—my skin, my smell, eww. But then Jesus touched me, and leprosy vanished. One touch changed everything. I’m back with my family, my business, and my life. I’m forever grateful for this miracle."

"I was blind. People walked past me daily... but Jesus stopped. He heard me, called me out, and gave me sight. I now help others find their way—physically and spiritually. A true blessing to this day!"

"He told me everything I ever did—without an ounce of shame. Just love. I came for water, but I left with living water. Now my whole village knows who the Messiah is. Life is radically different because of Him. Thanks J"

One minute we were chilling on a hillside… next thing you know, bam! Full-on demon invasion. No warning. No consent. Just chaos. 2,000 of us — gone. Straight off a cliff into the sea.

Would definitely not recommend being near that guy Jesus if you’re a pig with plans.